{"id":3848,"date":"2019-06-07T02:20:25","date_gmt":"2019-06-06T23:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=3848"},"modified":"2019-06-07T02:20:25","modified_gmt":"2019-06-06T23:20:25","slug":"mizah-afiyet-olsun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=3848","title":{"rendered":"Mizah: Afiyet Olsun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bu yaz\u0131da adliyelerde yas\u0327ad\u0131g\u0306\u0131m bir hadiseden deg\u0306il, yapt\u0131g\u0306\u0131m bir kahvalt\u0131dan bahsedeceg\u0306im sizlere. Yani size bir nevi o\u0308zel hayat\u0131mla ilgili olacak yaz\u0131.Hem \u201cavukatl\u0131g\u0306\u0131n mutfag\u0306\u0131\u201d bir yere kadar, bir kez de evin mutfag\u0306\u0131n\u0131 ac\u0327al\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O\u0308zellikle meslektas\u0327lar\u0131m\u0131n malumu oldug\u0306u u\u0308zere, bizler gerek is\u0327in, gerek mu\u0308vekkillerimizin bizlere bahs\u0327ettig\u0306i stres ve gerilim sonucu ve her insan dog\u0306as\u0131ndan da bekleneceg\u0306i u\u0308zere, hafta sonlar\u0131n\u0131 iple c\u0327ekeriz. Tabii bu\u0308yu\u0308k s\u0327ehirde yas\u0327ayan insan\u0131n hafta sonu c\u0327\u0131k\u0131p bir yerlere gitme ve stres atma ihtimali zay\u0131ft\u0131r. Ya kalabal\u0131ktan bunal\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z ya da kahvalt\u0131ya\/ yemeg\u0306e vs. etkinlig\u0306e harcad\u0131g\u0306\u0131n\u0131z masraf, stresinizin daha da artmas\u0131na yol ac\u0327ar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ben de hafta sonunu evde gec\u0327irip her normal insan gibi bir tost yapay\u0131m da, en az\u0131ndan \u201cyerli ve milli\u201d bir s\u0327ekilde gu\u0308ne bas\u0327layay\u0131m dedim. Yaparken de nevi s\u0327ahs\u0131na mu\u0308nhas\u0131r bir s\u0327ey olmas\u0131n\u0131 istiyorum. Son do\u0308nemlerde tostc\u0327u furyas\u0131 da malum.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tabii \u201ctost nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131r\u201d diye internette aratmad\u0131m; ama ilginc\u0327 bir tost c\u0327\u0131ks\u0131n da istiyorum ortaya. Youtube sitesine \u201ctost\u201d yaz\u0131nca kars\u0327\u0131ma tost yapma videolar\u0131 c\u0327\u0131kt\u0131. Onlardan birinde, tostu yapan kis\u0327i epey tan\u0131d\u0131k geldi: Barolar Birlig\u0306i Bas\u0327kan\u0131m\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hic\u0327 tereddu\u0308t etmeden ve tost makinesinin bas\u0327\u0131nda ne is\u0327i var diye de sormadan, yani bu durumu kan\u0131ksayarak t\u0131klad\u0131m videoya. Herhalde o\u0308zellikli bir s\u0327ey c\u0327\u0131kacak ortaya diyorum; sonuc\u0327ta bas\u0327kan\u0131m\u0131z, paylas\u0327\u0131mlar\u0131ndan da bildig\u0306imiz u\u0308zere esnafa vak\u0131f biri; vard\u0131r bu konuda da bildig\u0306i ilginc\u0327 s\u0327eyler.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kas\u0327arl\u0131 tost yap\u0131yor bas\u0327kan, sonra sucuk da koyuyor. Videoyu c\u0327eken meka\u0302n sahibi ile lafl\u0131yor. \u201cTost nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131r\u201dkonusunu bizlere go\u0308rsel s\u0327ekilde anlatmaya c\u0327al\u0131s\u0327an bas\u0327kan, tostta bir pu\u0308f noktas\u0131ndan bahsetmeden gec\u0327emiyor: \u201cTosta beyaz peynir koyulmaz, kas\u0327ar peyniri koyulur\u201d. Bu beni bir yas\u0327\u0131ma daha getiren mu\u0308him bilgi ile donat\u0131lm\u0131s\u0327 s\u0327ekilde videoyu izlemeye devam ediyorum. Esas vurucu cu\u0308mle geliyor pes\u0327ine: \u201cMalzeme erken biterse s\u0327o\u0308hretin c\u0327abuk artar\u201d. Tabii bu so\u0308zu\u0308 bas\u0327kanl\u0131g\u0306\u0131 ic\u0327in bir metafor olarak yorumlam\u0131yor, bir esnaf kural\u0131 oldug\u0306unu du\u0308s\u0327u\u0308nu\u0308yorum. Yukar\u0131da da so\u0308yledig\u0306im u\u0308zere, sonuc\u0327ta bas\u0327kan\u0131m\u0131z Anadolu\u2019yu diyar diyar gezdig\u0306i, esnaf\u0131 da su\u0308rekli ziyaret ettig\u0306i ic\u0327in bu gibi ipuc\u0327lar\u0131na vak\u0131f olabilir.<\/p>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 74\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tost videosunu bir ara durdurup Avukatl\u0131k Kanunu\u2019mu ac\u0327\u0131yorum. Go\u0308revleri aras\u0131nda, \u201cMeslek onuru ve bag\u0306\u0131ms\u0131zl\u0131g\u0306\u0131 ile ilgili is\u0327lerde kanunlar ve meslek kurallar\u0131n\u0131n gereg\u0306ini her tu\u0308rlu\u0308 organlara kars\u0327\u0131 savunmak ve bu konuda dog\u0306rudan dog\u0306ruya veya dolay\u0131s\u0131yla kendisini go\u0308reve zorlayan hususlar\u0131 yapmak\u201d bulunuyor bas\u0327kan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n. Videoya devam ediyorum. Tam da bu kanunu du\u0308s\u0327u\u0308nu\u0308rken, \u201cvalla herkese hizmet etme imka\u0302n\u0131m\u0131z kes\u0327ke olsa\u201d diye bir cu\u0308mle de kuruyor bas\u0327kan. \u201cBarolar Birlig\u0306i Bas\u0327kan\u0131 olarak esnafa tost yapacak raddeye gelmis\u0327sin bas\u0327ka, daha ne hizmeti edesin\u201d diye de du\u0308s\u0327u\u0308nu\u0308yorum bir yandan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tahliye edildikten sonra, deg\u0306is\u0327en mahkeme heyeti taraf\u0131ndan tekrar tutuklanan, tutukland\u0131ktan sonra da ayr\u0131 kentlerde tutulan meslektas\u0327lar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n bu hukuksuzluklara kars\u0327\u0131 ac\u0327l\u0131k grevine bas\u0327lad\u0131klar\u0131 malum, u\u0308nlu\u0308 bir Tu\u0308rk \u201cbu\u0308yu\u0308g\u0306u\u0308nu\u0308n\u201d so\u0308yledig\u0306i gibi: Zamanlama manidar. Yani ac\u0327l\u0131k grevi yapan avukatlara kars\u0327\u0131l\u0131k Barolar Birlig\u0306i Bas\u0327kan\u0131m\u0131z tost yap\u0131yor. Her u\u0308lkenin bizimki gibi git gide \u201cs\u0327as\u0327\u0131rtmayan\u201d bir Barolar Birlig\u0306i Bas\u0327kan\u0131 olsa kes\u0327ke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Video bitiyor, yap\u0131lan kas\u0327arl\u0131 ve sucuklu bir tost, o kadar. Burada da bir s\u0327as\u0327\u0131rtmama hali.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Akl\u0131ma bas\u0327kan\u0131n daha o\u0308nce halk\u0131na seslendig\u0306i \u201cayn\u0131 gemideyiz, ayn\u0131 gemideyiz, ayn\u0131 gemideyiz\u201d videosu geliyor. Gemiler de bo\u0308lu\u0308m bo\u0308lu\u0308m tabii, her yeri ayn\u0131 deg\u0306il, tak\u0131lm\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sonuc\u0327: Tost yiyemiyorum; bas\u0327kan tost yapma is\u0327ini zirvede b\u0131rakm\u0131s\u0327, ne haddime. Yiyenlere afiyet olsun.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bu yaz\u0131da adliyelerde yas\u0327ad\u0131g\u0306\u0131m bir hadiseden deg\u0306il, yapt\u0131g\u0306\u0131m bir kahvalt\u0131dan bahsedeceg\u0306im sizlere. Yani size bir nevi o\u0308zel hayat\u0131mla ilgili olacak yaz\u0131.Hem \u201cavukatl\u0131g\u0306\u0131n mutfag\u0306\u0131\u201d bir yere kadar, bir kez de evin mutfag\u0306\u0131n\u0131 ac\u0327al\u0131m. O\u0308zellikle meslektas\u0327lar\u0131m\u0131n malumu oldug\u0306u u\u0308zere, bizler gerek is\u0327in, gerek mu\u0308vekkillerimizin bizlere bahs\u0327ettig\u0306i stres ve gerilim sonucu ve her insan dog\u0306as\u0131ndan da bekleneceg\u0306i u\u0308zere, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sayilar-18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}