{"id":4517,"date":"2020-10-06T20:40:46","date_gmt":"2020-10-06T17:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=4517"},"modified":"2026-08-25T21:25:39","modified_gmt":"2026-08-25T18:25:39","slug":"adliyelerden-virus-manzaralari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/adliyelerden-virus-manzaralari\/","title":{"rendered":"Mizah: Adliyelerden vir\u00fcs manzaralar\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Malum; adli tatil bitti, duru\u015fmalar ba\u015flad\u0131. Bize Mart ay\u0131nda s\u00f6ylenen \u201cs\u0131cak hava vir\u00fcs\u00fc \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcyormu\u015f\/azalt\u0131yormu\u015f\u201d haberleri ve daha sonra bir k\u0131s\u0131m \u201cyak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 unvanl\u0131\u201d otorite taraf\u0131ndan ortaya at\u0131lan \u201cEyl\u00fclde vir\u00fcs tamamen bitecek\u201d s\u00f6zleri ger\u00e7ek olsayd\u0131, Eyl\u00fcl ay\u0131nda efendi gibi dosyalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131, \u00e7antam\u0131z\u0131, c\u00fcbbemizi al\u0131p huzur i\u00e7inde duru\u015fmalar\u0131m\u0131za girecektik. \u015eimdi ise; efendi gibi dosyalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131, \u00e7antam\u0131z\u0131, c\u00fcbbelerimizi al\u0131p huzursuzluk i\u00e7inde duru\u015fmalar\u0131m\u0131za giriyoruz. \u0130\u015fin sadece \u0130stanbul boyutu da yok; ben de d\u00e2hil bir\u00e7ok meslekta\u015f\u0131m, \u0130\u00e7 Anadolu B\u00f6lgesi benim, Ege B\u00f6lgesi senin, k\u0131y\u0131lar CHP\u2019nin, duru\u015fmalara giriyoruz, girece\u011fiz, girmek zorunday\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Maskeyle zaten tan\u0131nm\u0131yoruz ama, olur da g\u00f6z g\u00f6ze gelir, bir meslekta\u015f\u0131 tan\u0131r\u0131z diye korkarak ve yere bakarak y\u00fcr\u00fcyoruz adliyelerde. Bir keresinde duru\u015fmaya yeti\u015fmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum, kar\u015f\u0131 blokta sigara i\u00e7ilen yerden \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f, belli ki sigaras\u0131n\u0131 yeni i\u00e7mi\u015f bir meslekta\u015f\u0131m, 100 metre \u00f6teden sesleniyor bana. Yani bir futbol sahas\u0131nda kaleci, di\u011fer kaleciyi orta saha da kalabal\u0131kken tak\u0131m elbise ve maskeyle g\u00f6r\u00fcp \u201cH\u00fcsn\u00fc n\u2019aber \u00fcstad\u0131m ya\u201d diye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yor. \u201c\u0130leride hat\u0131rlat\u0131rsa \u2018duymad\u0131m\u2019 derim\u201d diyerek en yak\u0131n asans\u00f6re biniyorum. \u0130\u00e7eride d\u00f6rt ki\u015fiyiz, zemin ini\u015fe elveri\u015fli. Asans\u00f6rde sosyal mesafe kurallar\u0131na hat\u0131rlatma yapan ikaz notlar\u0131na bakarken, i\u00e7eriye birden \u201caleyhine icra takibi ba\u015flat\u0131lan tipli\u201d \u00fc\u00e7 insan biniyor, \u201carkada\u015flar biliyorsunuz vir\u00fcs var, m\u00fcsaade edin de a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya inelim\u201d diyorum. \u0130\u00e7lerinden biri \u201ca\u011fabey ben atlatt\u0131m zaten\u201d \u015feklinde yan\u0131t veriyor. Ben laf yeti\u015ftirmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken iniyorlar. \u0130\u00e7lerinden bir di\u011feri de s\u00fcrekli \u00f6ks\u00fcr\u00fcyor bu arada. Asans\u00f6re girerken HES kodlar\u0131n\u0131 belirttiler mi bilmiyorum, ama vir\u00fcs kaparsam muhtemelen o \u00fc\u00e7 ki\u015fiden birinden kapaca\u011f\u0131m. Neyse ki atlatm\u0131\u015f biri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Asliye ceza mahkemesindeki duru\u015fmama son anda yeti\u015fiyorum. Biliyorsunuz asliye ceza mahkemelerinde Eyl\u00fcl ay\u0131 itibariyle cumhuriyet savc\u0131m\u0131z var. Bir s\u00fcredir olmamas\u0131n\u0131 yad\u0131rg\u0131yordum zaten, ancak yarg\u0131n\u0131n \u00fc\u00e7 sacaya\u011f\u0131n\u0131n vir\u00fcs\u00fcn oldu\u011fu zamana denk gelmesi talihsizlik olmu\u015f. Ne yapal\u0131m, vir\u00fcs utans\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kayda de\u011fer hi\u00e7bir \u015fey ya\u015fanmayan duru\u015fmamdan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131ktan sonra dilek\u00e7e sunumu i\u00e7in \u00f6n b\u00fcrolara gidiyorum. Hukuk mahkemeleri \u00f6n b\u00fcrolar\u0131 o kadar kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k \u015fekilde d\u00fczenlenmi\u015f ki, dilek\u00e7eyi sunaca\u011f\u0131m katta olmama ra\u011fmen, ok i\u015faretleri sebebiyle iki kez \u00fcst kata \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor, iki kez a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya iniyor, bulundu\u011fum kat\u0131 ilk tuttu\u011fum say\u0131dan \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yorum. Bu s\u0131rada iki insanla \u00e7arp\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum, bunlardan ikisi de maske takm\u0131\u015f; ancak biri koluna, biri \u00e7enesine. Vir\u00fcs kaparsam muhtemelen o iki ki\u015fiden birinden kapaca\u011f\u0131m. Neyse ki avukat giri\u015fine Baromuz dezenfektan koymu\u015ftu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00d6n b\u00fcrodan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131m s\u0131rada meslekta\u015f\u0131m ar\u0131yor, haftaya girece\u011fim bir \u015fehir d\u0131\u015f\u0131 duru\u015fmas\u0131n\u0131n mahkeme ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n vir\u00fcs kapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6\u011freniyorum; ba\u015fkan\u0131n vir\u00fcs kapt\u0131ktan bunu \u00f6\u011frenene kadar adliyede kimlerle ha\u015f\u0131r ne\u015fir oldu\u011funu bilmiyorum. Mahkeme ba\u015fkan\u0131 bu; sadece \u201cben odama \u00e7ekileyim, dosyam\u0131 okuyay\u0131m, duru\u015fmaya gireyim\u201d dese g\u00fcnde onlarca ki\u015fiye vir\u00fcs bula\u015ft\u0131rma ihtimali var. E baz\u0131 h\u00e2kimlerin maske takmad\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 da biliyoruz. \u201cAdalet da\u011f\u0131tan adam vir\u00fcs m\u00fc bula\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r?\u201d diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorlar herhalde. E\u011fer vir\u00fcs kaparsam muhtemelen haftaya o mahkemenin herhangi bir personelinden kapaca\u011f\u0131m. Neyse ki savunma hakk\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 kullan\u0131yoruz.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Whatsapp gruplar\u0131m\u0131zdan baz\u0131 haberler g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum: \u201c\u0130stanbul bilmem ka\u00e7\u0131nc\u0131 t\u00fcketici mahkemesinde koronavir\u00fcs \u015foku\u201d, \u201cAnkara\u2019da \u00fc\u00e7 icra memuru karantinada\u201d, \u201c\u0130zmir\u2019de \u015fu mahkeme ge\u00e7ici olarak kapand\u0131\u201d, \u201cBilmem nerede bir cumhuriyet savc\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n koronavir\u00fcs testi pozitif \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u201d, vesaire vesaire\u2026 Esas\u0131nda trafik durumunu g\u00f6steren programlar gibi, adliyede vir\u00fcsl\u00fc mahkemeleri g\u00f6steren programlar da olsa \u00e7ok iyi olur. Biz de i\u015fimizi ve sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 ona g\u00f6re planlar\u0131z. Bu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce ile adliyeden ofise \u015fahsi arac\u0131mla d\u00f6n\u00fcyorum; bir s\u00fcredir vir\u00fcsten dolay\u0131 toplu ta\u015f\u0131ma kullanm\u0131yorum, \u201cvir\u00fcs kapmayay\u0131m\u201d diye.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Art\u0131k ofisimdeyim. Benimle \u0131srarla g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmek isteyen bir m\u00fcvekkilim var. Kendisiyle g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcl\u00fc bir program \u00fczerinden konu\u015fmak istiyorum. \u201cBen beceremem onu avukat bey, y\u00fcz y\u00fcze konu\u015fal\u0131m\u201d diyor. Ofise geliyor, iki sandalye mesafe b\u0131rak\u0131p \u201cmaske maskeye\u201d konu\u015fuyoruz. Y\u00fcz\u00fcnde her an hap\u015f\u0131racakm\u0131\u015f gibi bir h\u00e2l var. O h\u00e2l, murad\u0131na ermek \u00fczereyken m\u00fcvekkil maskesini \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yor, hap\u015f\u0131r\u0131yor, sonra tekrar tak\u0131yor. \u201c\u00c7ok ya\u015fay\u0131n\u201d diyorum, \u201csen de g\u00f6r avukat bey\u201d diyor. Vir\u00fcs kaparsam muhtemelen o m\u00fcvekkilden kapaca\u011f\u0131m. Neyse ki ikinci baroyu daha kuramad\u0131lar da, i\u015fimizi rahat\u00e7a yapabiliyoruz.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131 g\u00fcnler de\u011ferli meslekta\u015flar\u0131m, her nerede vir\u00fcs kap\u0131yorsak veya kapmak \u00fczereysek\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Malum; adli tatil bitti, duru\u015fmalar ba\u015flad\u0131. Bize Mart ay\u0131nda s\u00f6ylenen \u201cs\u0131cak hava vir\u00fcs\u00fc \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcyormu\u015f\/azalt\u0131yormu\u015f\u201d haberleri ve daha sonra bir k\u0131s\u0131m \u201cyak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 unvanl\u0131\u201d otorite taraf\u0131ndan ortaya at\u0131lan \u201cEyl\u00fclde vir\u00fcs tamamen bitecek\u201d s\u00f6zleri ger\u00e7ek olsayd\u0131, Eyl\u00fcl ay\u0131nda efendi gibi dosyalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131, \u00e7antam\u0131z\u0131, c\u00fcbbemizi al\u0131p huzur i\u00e7inde duru\u015fmalar\u0131m\u0131za girecektik. \u015eimdi ise; efendi gibi dosyalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131, \u00e7antam\u0131z\u0131, c\u00fcbbelerimizi al\u0131p huzursuzluk i\u00e7inde [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":100,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[235],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sayi-26-27-temmuz-ekim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/100"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6497,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions\/6497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}