{"id":4673,"date":"2021-02-24T16:22:38","date_gmt":"2021-02-24T13:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=4673"},"modified":"2021-02-24T16:23:27","modified_gmt":"2021-02-24T13:23:27","slug":"mizah-jetlik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=4673","title":{"rendered":"Mizah: Jetlik"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ba\u015fl\u0131ktaki kelime size garip gelmi\u015f olabilir, \u201cjetlik\u201d kelimesini ilk kez g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f olabilirsiniz. Ben de ilk kez kullan\u0131yorum zaten. Kendimce anlam\u0131n\u0131 da T\u00fcrk Dil Kurumu a\u011fz\u0131yla belirteyim: \u201cJetlik: Jet olma durumu\u201d.<\/p>\n

Malumunuz, mesle\u011fi gere\u011fince \u201cjet\u201d olan ki\u015filer yok de\u011fil. \u201cJet h\u00e2kim\u201d, \u201cjet imam\u201d vs…<\/p>\n

Jet imam demi\u015fken, Karadeniz\u2019de teravih namaz\u0131n\u0131 o d\u00f6nemin me\u015fhur dizisi Dallas\u2019a yeti\u015febilmek i\u00e7in \u00e7ok h\u0131zl\u0131 k\u0131ld\u0131ran, o nedenle camisi di\u011ferlerine g\u00f6re t\u0131kl\u0131m t\u0131kl\u0131m olan bir imam varm\u0131\u015f, ona da \u201cDallas \u0130mam\u201d denirmi\u015f, ho\u015f bir enstantane olarak belirtelim.<\/p>\n

Gelelim jetli\u011fin mesle\u011fimizdeki kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131na. Malum, baz\u0131 h\u00e2kimlerin \u201cjet h\u00e2kim\u201d olmas\u0131 ile \u00f6v\u00fcn\u00fcl\u00fcr, \u201c\u00e7ok iyi adam yahu, en fazla iki celsede bitiriyor davay\u0131\u201d derler. Tam da bizim \u201cyarg\u0131da hedef s\u00fcre\u201d k\u0131stas\u0131m\u0131za uygun. Karar\u0131n mahiyeti ise bilinmez.<\/p>\n

Ge\u00e7enlerde ben de, jet h\u00e2kim de\u011fil ama jet savc\u0131ya denk geldim. Bir \u00f6rg\u00fct dosyas\u0131nda sorgular\u0131n dahi tamamlanmad\u0131\u011f\u0131, bir k\u0131s\u0131m m\u00fc\u015ftekilerin \u00f6nceki anlat\u0131m ve \u015fikayetleri ile ilgili beyanda bulunmad\u0131\u011f\u0131, onlarca tan\u0131\u011f\u0131n da ifadelerinin beklendi\u011fi, \u201ceksik hususlar giderilsin\u201d bir a\u015famada bu jet savc\u0131m\u0131z, \u201cher ne kadar (…) \u015fah\u0131slar dinlenmemi\u015f olsa da, dosya kapsam\u0131 ve bu \u015fah\u0131slar\u0131n soru\u015fturmada ifade vermi\u015f olmalar\u0131 dikkate al\u0131narak dinlenmelerinden vazge\u00e7ilmesini ve esas hakk\u0131nda m\u00fctalaam\u0131z\u0131n haz\u0131rlanmas\u0131 i\u00e7in \u00f6\u011fleden sonraya kadar s\u00fcre verilmesini talep ederiz\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n

\u0130\u015fte yarg\u0131da hedef s\u00fcreye uygunluk, i\u015fte yarg\u0131lamada s\u00fcrat, i\u015fte ge\u00e7 gelen adaletin adalet olmamas\u0131, i\u015fte feraset, i\u015fte analar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n duas\u0131…<\/p>\n

Esas\u0131nda savc\u0131 ge\u00e7 bile kald\u0131 bu \u201cadalet\u201d talebinde. \u0130fadeler zaten soru\u015fturmada al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f, soru\u015fturma savc\u0131s\u0131 iddianameyi yazm\u0131\u015f. \u0130ddianamenin kabul\u00fcnden sonra yaz esas hakk\u0131nda m\u00fctalaan\u0131 ge\u00e7, ne diye \u015fah\u0131slar\u0131n \u00f6nceki ifadeleri yanl\u0131\u015f olabilirmi\u015f gibi mahkeme ifadeleri bekleniyor, haf\u0131za testi mi bu?<\/p>\n

Mahkeme, savc\u0131n\u0131n jet talebini tabii ki kabul etti ve 1,5 saat sonra esas hakk\u0131nda m\u00fctalaas\u0131n\u0131 vermesi i\u00e7in dosyay\u0131 savc\u0131m\u0131za tevdi etti.<\/p>\n

Dosya kapsaml\u0131 tabii, esas hakk\u0131nda m\u00fctalaan\u0131n 1,5 saatte haz\u0131rlanmas\u0131 m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil. Demek ki m\u00fctalaa daha \u00f6nce haz\u0131rlanm\u0131\u015f. Buradan, o g\u00fcnk\u00fc celsede dinlenenlerin de esas hakk\u0131nda m\u00fctalaada dikkate al\u0131nmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 anla\u015f\u0131l\u0131yor. Yani hakikaten iddianamenin kabul\u00fc yetmi\u015f esas hakk\u0131nda m\u00fctalaan\u0131n haz\u0131rlanmas\u0131 i\u00e7in. S\u00fcrenin 1,5 saat olmas\u0131 da m\u00fctalaa i\u00e7in de\u011fil; yemek, \u00e7ay\/ kahve ve sigara i\u00e7in. Bal, \u015feker olsun, ne diyelim?<\/p>\n

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Tabii \u015funu da itiraf etmeliyim. Savc\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n bir k\u0131s\u0131m m\u00fc\u015ftekileri, tan\u0131\u011f\u0131 ve hatta san\u0131\u011f\u0131 dinlemek istememesini hayra yorma gibi bir reaksiyon i\u00e7erisine girdim ba\u015ftan, san\u0131r\u0131m ismimden kaynakl\u0131 olarak. \u201cHerhalde bir\u00e7ok su\u00e7tan beraat isteyecek savc\u0131\u201d diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm. Yoksa b\u00f6yle bir \u015fey kabul edilemezdi \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc.<\/p>\n

Ancak jet oldu\u011fu kadar ters k\u00f6\u015fe yapma \u00f6zelli\u011fi de bulunan savc\u0131m\u0131z, paket servisli yemek aras\u0131ndan sonra, t\u00fcm su\u00e7lardan mahk\u00fbmiyet karar\u0131 verilmesini istedi, hatta te\u015febb\u00fcs a\u015famas\u0131nda kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 belirtilen ve en az\u0131ndan o konuda \u015f\u00fcphe olmayan su\u00e7tan tamamlanm\u0131\u015f gibi tam ceza, \u015fik\u00e2yete tabi su\u00e7 y\u00f6n\u00fcnden \u015fik\u00e2yetten vazge\u00e7ilmesine ra\u011fmen yine ceza istedi. Bir sonraki celse karar verilecek.<\/p>\n

Savc\u0131n\u0131n m\u00fctalaas\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamas\u0131ndan ve mahkemenin ara karar\u0131 vermesinden sonra hemen yan\u0131mda bulunan cep kanununu a\u00e7t\u0131m, bug\u00fcnk\u00fc ya\u015fananlar\u0131n T\u00fcrk Ceza Kanunu ve Ceza Muhakemesi Kanunu\u2019nun hangi maddelerine, hangi f\u0131kralar\u0131na ayk\u0131r\u0131 oldu\u011funu belirledim. \u0130stinaf s\u00fcrecine odaklanmaya ba\u015flad\u0131m bile.<\/p>\n

Madem yaz\u0131ya imamla ba\u015flad\u0131k, uhrevi \u015fekilde son verelim: Nas\u0131l ki ahiret inanc\u0131na g\u00f6re bu d\u00fcnyada \u00f6b\u00fcr d\u00fcnyay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek ya\u015famam\u0131z gerekiyorsa, savunmalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 da \u00f6b\u00fcr mahkemeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek yap\u0131yoruz art\u0131k. \u0130lk derece mahkemelerinden medet ummay\u0131p istinafa, temyize yo\u011funla\u015f\u0131yoruz. \u201cDallas \u0130mam\u201d memnundur yukar\u0131daki c\u00fcmlemin ilk k\u0131sm\u0131ndan; peki \u201cCeyar Savc\u0131\u201d c\u00fcmlenin ikinci k\u0131sm\u0131ndan memnun mudur, bilemiyorum.<\/p>\n

Neyse, yaz\u0131y\u0131 burada sonland\u0131ral\u0131m. Dizim ba\u015fl\u0131yor!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ba\u015fl\u0131ktaki kelime size garip gelmi\u015f olabilir, \u201cjetlik\u201d kelimesini ilk kez g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f olabilirsiniz. Ben de ilk kez kullan\u0131yorum zaten. Kendimce anlam\u0131n\u0131 da T\u00fcrk Dil Kurumu a\u011fz\u0131yla belirteyim: \u201cJetlik: Jet olma durumu\u201d. Malumunuz, mesle\u011fi gere\u011fince \u201cjet\u201d olan ki\u015filer yok de\u011fil. \u201cJet h\u00e2kim\u201d, \u201cjet imam\u201d vs… Jet imam demi\u015fken, Karadeniz\u2019de teravih namaz\u0131n\u0131 o d\u00f6nemin me\u015fhur dizisi Dallas\u2019a yeti\u015febilmek […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":100,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[254],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sayi-29-ocak-subat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/100"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}