{"id":5907,"date":"2025-04-28T23:27:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-28T20:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=5907"},"modified":"2025-04-28T23:27:27","modified_gmt":"2025-04-28T20:27:27","slug":"mizah-cikti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/?p=5907","title":{"rendered":"Mizah: \u00c7\u0131kt\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m ve bende vekaleti de olan meslekta\u015f\u0131m\u0131, m\u00fcvekkilinin bo\u015fanmak istedi\u011fi \u015fah\u0131s, yani kar\u015f\u0131 taraf C\u0130MER \u00fczerinden \u015fik\u00e2yet etmi\u015f. M\u00fcvekkiline ve ailesine k\u00fcfretti\u011fi sabit olan \u015fahs\u0131n ceza davas\u0131nda ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 mahkumiyet\/HAGB karar\u0131n\u0131 \u015fik\u00e2yete konu etti\u011fi g\u00f6r\u00fclmekle, \u015fik\u00e2yet dilek\u00e7esinde meslekta\u015f\u0131m\u0131n h\u00e2kim ve savc\u0131larla birlikte hareket etmi\u015f olabilece\u011fi s\u00f6ylenmi\u015f, bo\u015fanma davas\u0131nda ceza davas\u0131ndaki karar\u0131n beklenmesinin istenmesi manidar bulunmu\u015f, meslekta\u015f\u0131mla h\u00e2kim ve savc\u0131lar\u0131n telefonlar\u0131na elkoyularak inceleme yap\u0131lmas\u0131 talep edilmi\u015f. C\u0130MER g\u00fczel bir mecra ger\u00e7ekten; kanepende \u00e7ay\u0131n\u0131 kahveni i\u00e7ip, pijaman\u0131 giyip uzanarak b\u00f6yle taleplerde bulunabiliyorsun.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">C\u0130MER\u2019den gelen talep \u00fczerine yemeyen i\u00e7meyen ve \u0130stanbul\u2019dan birka\u00e7 saat uzakl\u0131kta butik bir adliyede arz\u0131 endam eden savc\u0131l\u0131k makam\u0131m\u0131z da, iddiay\u0131 ciddi bulmu\u015f olacak ki soru\u015fturmay\u0131 ba\u015flatm\u0131\u015f. (Bir CMK m.158\/6 vard\u0131, lekelenmeme hakk\u0131n\u0131 koruyordu, ne oldu ona?)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Avukat\u0131m\u0131z \u201c\u015f\u00fcpheli\u201d oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in savunmas\u0131 istenmi\u015f, Mart ba\u015f\u0131nda \u0130stanbul Adliyesinden muhabere ile savunmas\u0131n\u0131 sunmu\u015f, ayr\u0131ca baroya yaz\u0131 yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, yaz\u0131da \u201cB\u00f6yle bir avukat var m\u0131?\u201d denmi\u015f, avukat\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n \u201cvarl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u201d ispat edilmi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Ben de o taraflarda i\u015fim oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in Nisan sonunda dosyay\u0131 sordum, hatta dosyaya vekaletname de sundum. Bana, savc\u0131n\u0131n hen\u00fcz dosyay\u0131 incelemedi\u011fini, Mart ay\u0131ndaki dilek\u00e7enin fiziken gelmedi\u011fini ama sistemlerinde g\u00f6r\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc, \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 al\u0131p dosyas\u0131na koyacaklar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylediler. Savc\u0131 ile g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmek istedim, dilek\u00e7eyi anlatt\u0131m, \u015fik\u00e2yete ve \u015fik\u00e2yet\u00e7iye g\u00fcld\u00fc, dosyay\u0131 Adalet Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6ndermek zorunda oldu\u011funu, haftaya g\u00f6nderece\u011fini s\u00f6yledi. Meslekta\u015f\u0131ma bu m\u00fcjdeyi verdim, \u00e7ok da dertlenmemesi gerekti\u011fini s\u00f6yledim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Sonra yolum bir daha, Haziran ay\u0131nda oraya d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Savc\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n kararname ile tayininin \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, \u015fu anda adliyede oldu\u011funu, ancak dosyalardan elini ete\u011fini \u00e7ekti\u011fi i\u00e7in bir \u015fey yapamayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131, yeni savc\u0131n\u0131n da adli tatilden sonra belli olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131, muhtemelen dosyan\u0131n ona verilece\u011fini, dosyan\u0131n hen\u00fcz Adalet Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131na gitmedi\u011fini s\u00f6ylediler. Savc\u0131n\u0131n eline ve ete\u011fine bir sonraki adliyesinde ba\u015far\u0131lar dileyerek olay yerini terk ettim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Eyl\u00fcl sonunda yolum tekrar oraya d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Hen\u00fcz savc\u0131n\u0131n belli olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, ama bu t\u00fcr dosyalarla ba\u015fsavc\u0131n\u0131n ilgilenece\u011finin kuvvetle muhtemel oldu\u011funu, ancak bir ba\u015fka savc\u0131y\u0131 da yetkilendirebilece\u011fini, dosyalara kimin bakaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131n yar\u0131n veya \u00f6b\u00fcr g\u00fcn belli olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131, \u201cT\u00fch ke\u015fke yar\u0131n gelseydiniz.\u201d biti\u015f c\u00fcmlesi ile s\u00f6ylediler. Bu s\u0131rada \u015fik\u00e2yet\u00e7inin ifade verip vermedi\u011fini sordum. Vermedi\u011fini, oralara yolunun d\u00fc\u015fmedi\u011fini s\u00f6ylemi\u015f, bu husus zab\u0131t alt\u0131na al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f. Benim yolum d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor; \u015fik\u00e2yet\u00e7inin nayn! Yani dosyay\u0131 \u015fik\u00e2yet\u00e7i b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f, savc\u0131 b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f, adliye b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f, hatta su\u00e7 isnad\u0131 alt\u0131ndaki benim meslekta\u015f b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f; ben sar\u0131l\u0131yorum can havliyle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Dosyay\u0131 fiziken g\u00f6rmek istedi\u011fimi s\u00f6yledim, dosyaya bir bakt\u0131m, meslekta\u015f\u0131n Mart ba\u015f\u0131nda sundu\u011fu dilek\u00e7e dosyaya girmemi\u015f, \u201cHani \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 alacakt\u0131n\u0131z?\u201d dedim eski savc\u0131n\u0131n k\u00e2tibesine, \u201cDilek\u00e7e sistemde g\u00f6z\u00fckm\u00fcyor ki.\u201d yan\u0131t\u0131n\u0131 ald\u0131m. \u201cDaha \u00f6nce g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc ama.\u201d diye sormad\u0131m, herh\u00e2lde yanl\u0131\u015f hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm. Bu arada ekleyeyim, avukatlar\u0131n soru\u015fturuldu\u011fu \u201cBM\u201d (Bakanl\u0131k Muhabere) dosyalar\u0131n\u0131 UYAP\u2019tan g\u00f6remiyoruz. Ama anla\u015f\u0131ld\u0131 ki, k\u00e2tibe han\u0131m da g\u00f6remiyor. Sonra \u201cBen o zaman yan\u0131mdaki \u0130stanbul Adliyesi al\u0131nd\u0131l\u0131 dilek\u00e7eden fotokopi \u00e7ekerek, elimde olan eklerle birlikte bir \u00fcst yaz\u0131 ile sunay\u0131m.\u201d dedim. Haz\u0131rlad\u0131m \u00fcst yaz\u0131y\u0131 k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck m\u00fc k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck baro odas\u0131nda. Sunmadan \u00f6nce n\u00f6bet\u00e7i savc\u0131dan havale ald\u0131m (Hey gidi eski ve havaleli g\u00fcnler), dosyas\u0131na sunmak i\u00e7in k\u00e2tibe han\u0131ma gitti\u011fimde, \u201c\u015eimdi o dosyayla kim ilgileniyor belli de\u011fil, o nedenle yaz\u0131 i\u015fleri m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcne gidin.\u201d buyurdu k\u00e2tibe han\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Yaz\u0131 i\u015fleri m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc, n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe gitmemi istedi. N\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe han\u0131ma, neden b\u00f6yle bir dilek\u00e7e haz\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 uzun uzun anlatt\u0131m, n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe han\u0131m bilgisayar\u0131na bakt\u0131, dosya numaras\u0131n\u0131 girdikten sonra dilek\u00e7enin sistemde g\u00f6z\u00fckt\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc s\u00f6yledi. Bu sevindirici geli\u015fmeyi, ekleri ile birlikte 27 sayfadan ibaret dilek\u00e7eden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 al\u0131p dosyas\u0131na koyarak kutlama teklifinde bulundum; n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe han\u0131m, \u201cBen n\u00f6bet\u00e7iyim, \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 al\u0131p dosyaya koyma yetkim yok.\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Yaz\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131 takip edenler hat\u0131rlayabilirler, i\u015f yava\u015f yava\u015f iki say\u0131 \u00f6nceki <em>Ekran <\/em>yaz\u0131ma d\u00f6n\u00fcyor. Fark\u0131 \u015fu; burada adli tatil yok, fakat herkes kafa olarak tatilde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">K\u00e2tibe han\u0131ma, 2 saatlik yoldan geldi\u011fimi, bir sonraki geli\u015fimde tek i\u015fimin ilgiliyi bulup <em>ctrl+p<\/em> yapmas\u0131n\u0131 sa\u011flamak m\u0131 olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yleyince n\u00f6bet\u00e7i oldu\u011fu kadar yap\u0131c\u0131 da olan k\u00e2tibe han\u0131m, \u201cGelin bu konuyu yaz\u0131 i\u015fleri m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcyle g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015felim.\u201d dedi. Bu arada <em>Ekran <\/em>yaz\u0131s\u0131ndan g\u00fczel fark \u015fu, o odadan o odaya gidi\u015flerim neyse ki 20-25 ad\u0131m tutuyor. <em>Ekran<\/em> yaz\u0131s\u0131nda adliye parkurunu 10.000 ad\u0131mda tamamlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Yaz\u0131 i\u015fleri m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc, \u201cSen bir \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 al\u0131ver.\u201d diyerek n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe han\u0131ma bu zorlu ve riskli g\u00f6revi verdi; bana da \u201cTamam avukat bey siz gidebilirsiniz, o al\u0131r \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131y\u0131.\u201d dedi. \u00c7\u0131kt\u0131y\u0131 almadan memleketime d\u00f6nmeyece\u011fim kendisine s\u00f6ylenmekle birlikte bir \u015fekilde yaz\u0131c\u0131dan o \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131lar\u0131n \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fclmeden memlekete do\u011fru yol al\u0131nd\u0131. Bir s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 olma ihtimaline binaen -ki o bina y\u00fckselmeye gayet elveri\u015fli- n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe han\u0131ma cep numaram\u0131, TC kimlik numaram\u0131 ve ihtiya\u00e7 olmas\u0131 durumunda e-nab\u0131z \u015fifremi bildirerek ve n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe han\u0131m\u0131n dahilisini alarak adliyeyi terk ettim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f m\u0131d\u0131r \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, belli olmu\u015f mudur savc\u0131, soraca\u011f\u0131m n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tibe. \u201cBen art\u0131k n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tip de\u011filim, n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tip \u015fu arkada\u015f, onunla g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn.\u201d derse ve o yeni n\u00f6bet\u00e7i k\u00e2tip sistemde dilek\u00e7eyi g\u00f6remezse de, \u00fc\u00e7 ay sonraki \u201cyol tekrar d\u00fc\u015f\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnde\u201d g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr\u00fcz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m ve bende vekaleti de olan meslekta\u015f\u0131m\u0131, m\u00fcvekkilinin bo\u015fanmak istedi\u011fi \u015fah\u0131s, yani kar\u015f\u0131 taraf C\u0130MER \u00fczerinden \u015fik\u00e2yet etmi\u015f. M\u00fcvekkiline ve ailesine k\u00fcfretti\u011fi sabit olan \u015fahs\u0131n ceza davas\u0131nda ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 mahkumiyet\/HAGB karar\u0131n\u0131 \u015fik\u00e2yete konu etti\u011fi g\u00f6r\u00fclmekle, \u015fik\u00e2yet dilek\u00e7esinde meslekta\u015f\u0131m\u0131n h\u00e2kim ve savc\u0131larla birlikte hareket etmi\u015f olabilece\u011fi s\u00f6ylenmi\u015f, bo\u015fanma davas\u0131nda ceza davas\u0131ndaki karar\u0131n beklenmesinin istenmesi manidar bulunmu\u015f, meslekta\u015f\u0131mla [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":100,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/100"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hukukdefterleri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}